It’s not grey hair. It’s steel wool. Don’t believe me? Just try shaving steel wool.

“The Joys of Fatherhood - King Koopa”

I can relate. ;)

According to Facebook, 1,702,540 people like guns, and 1,420,947 people like shooting. That means that roughly 281,593 people like guns, but not shooting. Why?

All my Monsterpics in one place. :) (Taken with instagram)

Nerdage at its finest. Just awesome.

Junior Mints: Die Happy

“You tell me to stop playing video games and go outside, this is what you get.”

Epic Slinky.

As I was drying off after my shower, for a split second I wished my towel smelled like popcorn. I don’t know why, as that’s pretty disgusting.

Oh-my-old-school-funniness. That was great. Who else gets this??

“You were on the internet before I was born? Well, so was I.”

Multitasking. (Taken with instagram)

Anyone who has done battle with Sephiroth back in the day will not only remember the tune, but might actually feel bad for him. Well, you’ll at least remember the tune.

My buddy holds the nook so I can read while I finish my ice cream. (Taken with instagram)

Don’t you think that sounds like more of a coffee house than a gas station? (Taken with instagram)